forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

My hair looks awesome today, why ia no one here to see it

shoresoftheshadowlands:

aperfectillusion:

lettersfromdua:

aperfectillusion:

Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.

Step 2: Click HERE

Step 3: Press f11

Step 4: Start typing frantically.

Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.

Step 6: ???????

Step 7: Profit

it helps if you roll your neck a few times, grunt and crack your knuckles. Trust me. 

Holy fucking shit. This has 80 thousand notes?!?!

THIS IS WAY MORE ENTERTAINING THAN IT SHOULD BE

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
steveinaspeedo:

Alka-Seltzer… IN SPACE.

steveinaspeedo:

Alka-Seltzer… IN SPACE.

hipstersbleedroses:

okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

#is this a universal thing???

pensiveprincess:

why is that pine cone drinking

pensiveprincess:

why is that pine cone drinking

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lovelynobody00:

don’t mind me, im just gonna leave this here

lovelynobody00:

don’t mind me, im just gonna leave this here

troncatbitches:

Transparent Jake making a heart on your blog

troncatbitches:

Transparent Jake making a heart on your blog

c-e-d-iv:

Star Trek scared me a lot. It terrified me really, because of the scale, the responsibility, the fact that it was this iconic character. It was a bigger challenge. So I had to take it. —Chris Pine for Esquire

c-e-d-iv:

Star Trek scared me a lot. It terrified me really, because of the scale, the responsibility, the fact that it was this iconic character. It was a bigger challenge. So I had to take it. —Chris Pine for Esquire

Flawless human beings

Christopher Whitelaw Pine

“I read a lot. I’m kind of a homebody whenever I can be. Now that I travel so much for work, it’s a real luxury just being in my own space, with my own things around me. I’m also a bit of a foodie. I love to go out to eat, and I also like to cook.”

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